Todo es risa y diversión en la pijamada hasta que tu amigo sonámbulo se suicida aventándose del séptimo piso.
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  • "I’m so fucking sick of saying I’m sorry when I’m the one collapsed on the ground."
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  • robemmy:

    And why haven’t we arrested him yet?

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  • pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

    ultrafacts:

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    That’s how most South Park episodes play out; they start off with an obvious and fun theme (Family Guy being an unsophisticated show), but then it evolves into some deeper and more serious theme once the satire kicks in.

    Plus, while the episode pokes fun at Family Guy, there’s a scene in part 2 (or was it part I? too long ago) where after Kyle gets a ride from a man, the man tells him something. He says something like- “I really hope they don’t shut down Family Guy. Sure, it’s stupid and the jokes are shallow and stupid and have nothing to do with the plot, but sometimes I like that. At least it doesn’t get all preachy on you.”

    And that was basically breaking the fourth wall in a very profound way- South Park making fun of ITSELF in an episode. I don’t think Parker and Stone were trying to say that Family Guy is an inferior show, so there’s little reason for anyone to be upset.

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  • jaidefinichon:

    Ya no se puede mear tranquilo 

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  • theseductivemexican:

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    lanactrlaltdelrey:

    straight guys in gay porn like “ive never had a dick in me before”

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    I AM FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD

    HAHAHA

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  • pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

    List of BEST College Life Hacks

    ultralifetips:

    Saving this for back to school!!!

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  • ultrafacts:

    A loyal dog prevented a suicide attempt: the German shepherd saved the owner from shooting herself in the heart by knocking the gun from her hands. Source

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    Wish that my cat also be like this dog…

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  • asterionboy:

    omgtsn:

    who killed the fucking moon

    general zhao

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  • collegehumor:

    Employee Manuals…Probably

    Sometimes the employees of a company are so consistent in the way they perform a certain task, it seems that’s how they must have been trained.  Here, without naming names, are these companies’ employee manuals…probably.

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  • pixography:

    Bo Bartlett ~ “Resurgere e Renasci

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